That's right boys and girls, we're rolling out the same old tired shit we've done for the last several years, just to let you know how little you mean to us! These holiday classics are bound to incite your Tea Party Grandpa into a republican rage, or at least bring the NSA or Operation Rescue to your home to welcome in the newest addition to your family, a rape baby created by an ethnic home intruder Jesus blessed your 14 year old sister with. And don't forget the holiday festive cheers of serial killers ringing in the New Year with the sounds of dear family and friends refusing to put the lotion on their skin, and so they shall, in the greatest of holidays traditions get the hose again! Merry Christmas mother-fuckers!
Remember, every week that a new t-shirt design is announced it will be on a Friday, and that design will be released on Saturday. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
 
 
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Remember, every week that a new t-shirt design is announced it will be on a Friday, and that design will be released on Saturday. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
 
 
WTF did you just say crazy bitch? I said people ain't gonna git any oil unless they spill a little blood. Simple as dumbfuck. What do you think this world runs on, pixie dust and blow jobs? If that was the case you wouldn't have to pay for either for Christ's sake. And the second one, if it's any good, you can only get from some Tranny on Tina who just got back from the clap clinic. Listen here asshat; there are the people who have the money and power, and then there's you. There are about 20 million people whose left nuts are more powerful than you. So shut the fuck up, put that goddamned nozzle back in your fucking shitty car you owe them money for, use their credit card to pay for it, ignore their 80% tax on your life cause you sure as shit ain't going to be able to do anything about it, go home, rent their movies, order in from their restaurants; and well...DIE. Blood for oil? Hurrah!
Remember, every week that a new t-shirt design is announced it will be on a Friday, and that design will be released on Saturday. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
 
 
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Remember, every week that a new t-shirt design is announced it will be on a Friday, and that design will be released on Saturday. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
 
 
Nutrition is important to every family, be they big or small. One of the most fundamentally nurturing things one can do is teach a child the proper nutritional value of food, and how to cook for themselves--especially children whose parents don't love them enough to care for them at home during the day. Video games that teach or inspire children to cook or learn about healthy food are all well and good, but hands-on experience is the only way a child will truly understand the specific techniques used to create sustenance of true beauty. And that takes time. So with a little concentration, a little bit of effort, and a simple combination of Muriatic acid, Lye, Diethyl Ether and Ephedrine your young ones can make a substance the whole family can truly enjoy and profit from as well! You too can be a Cooking Papa and have the neighbors jealous of your efforts, new-found wealth, and the smartest kids on the street! Cooking Papa, you need to cook!
Remember, every week that a new t-shirt design is announced it will be on a Friday, and that design will be released on Saturday. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
 
 
Like a t-shirt whipping in the wind, we have been quiet, oh so quiet; so quiet you can hear grandpa fapping away in the bathroom to photos he intercepted from his granddaughter's sexting. With a new release there will be additions to the context/shirts page and the slogan shirts page, so get ready. The new t-shirt design will appear, as usual, as a blog entry tomorrow, Friday, then will be released on the blog on Saturday. Over the next several weeks we will be releasing new designs, so come back to see the blog entry--yes, that's every Friday dumbfuck just like every other blog release day, or Saturday to buy the shirt! And remember, always make time to cook!
Remember, every week that a new t-shirt design is announced it will be on a Friday, and every Saturday that design will be released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
 
 
We can't blame you enough for forcing us to make all these fucking wicked t-shirt designs, just for YOU. Honestly, it was time-consuming and exhausting, and for this we thank you. After 220 t-shirt designs, we will continue to release new shirts as we find ideas offensive enough for your tender taste and discriminating palate. We just wanted to say thanks for making us the least not-boring-douchbag site on the planet and that you're number 1! Which is far better than being number two; then people walk all over you...and have to clean off their shoe afterwards. Huzzah!
Visit our main site for our re-contextualized shirts or our slogan page, which has enough offensive content to wet granny's under-panties--visit our banned shirts page for the images we can't make in the US, and our gallery for larger images of all the past crimes against nature we've committed!
 
 
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Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
 
 
...to the first set of tits that can get me off! Let's face it gentlemen, ladies love jewelry, and the best of the kind jewelry is the kind they have to work for; not the kind you give when they've given you kids, kids you don't give a shit about anyway, not the kind you give when they have a birthday or Valentine's day, which you really don't give a fuck about anyway, but the kind you give when they're working hard in order to get that gold--preferably on a stripper pole getting ready for your lap dance. Make your lady a pretty pearl necklace today--and you don't even have to leave the house.
Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
 
 
Read the post here: buy the t-shirt here. EU/UK customers click here
Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!