We can't blame you enough for forcing us to make all these fucking wicked t-shirt designs, just for YOU. Honestly, it was time-consuming and exhausting, and for this we thank you. After 220 t-shirt designs, we will continue to release new shirts as we find ideas offensive enough for your tender taste and palate. We just wanted to say thanks for making us the least not-boring-douchbag site on the planet and that you're number 1! Which is far better than being number two; then people walk all over you...and have to clean off their shoe afterwards. Huzzah!
Visit our main site for our re-contextualized are, or our slogan page, which has enough offensive content to wet granny's under-panties--visit our banned shirts page for the images we can't make in the US, and our gallery for larger images of all the past crimes against nature we've committed!
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...to the first set of tits that can get me off! Let's face it gentlemen, ladies love jewelry, and the best of the kind jewelry is the kind they have to work for; not the kind you give when they've given you kids, kids you don't give a shit about anyway, not the kind you give when they have a birthday or Valentine's day, which you really don't give a fuck about anyway, but the kind you give when they're working hard in order to get that gold--preferably on a stripper pole getting ready for your lap dance. Make your lady a pretty pearl necklace today--and you don't even have to leave the house.
Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
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So little time is given to our boys and girls in the military. Being a conscientious and submissive nation, we have no news events surrounding military actions, we have no bases overseas, and we have no troops stationed anywhere on this great planet of ours. We are a testament to democracy in that we allow other nations and governments to form their own political bodies, staying far out of the way. Economically we also stay close to home, making sure our natural reserves are preserved , not relying on hand-outs from others. All in all, our nation is dedicated to freedom, democracy, and human rights. After all, human rights are the mainstay of human beings, and we all deserve such consideration. Now, if everyone else would just shut the fuck up and do what we want when we tell them, we don't have to kill those motherfuckers and let our White God sort them out.
Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
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Get off the rag bitch. Why the fuck would someone say that? Being on the rag gets me what I want, when I want it. And you better shut the fuck up and bring me chocolates or get downtown into that nasty dugout for a Bloody Mary or take care of those little fuckers I popped out for you so your parents wouldn't think you were gay. Big deal, get over it. You're not hanging out with your NASCAR butt-buddies this weekend or going for some drunk golfing homo-erotic brotherhood bromance bullshit, you're going to take care of the little ingrates while momma slides into a nice Calgon bath with some mother fucking Kahlua and cream 'cause she spent half the week watching soaps and the other half banging your best friend--or, what she likes to call "A real man." Now shut it and get moving honey-pie, momma's on the rag.
Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
Read the post here: buy the t-shirt here. EU/UK customers click here Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
The sun won't come out tomorrow--bet yer bottom dollar that tomorrow, there won't be sun. Daddy Warbucks isn't going to come to your rescue just cause you have a pretty little ass, and that stupid fucking fleabag Sandy is getting sold off to a Southeast Asian restaurant. But don't fret about all that, because once Angie Dickinson shows up someone's going to lose their fucking eyes. Not even Punjab is going to come to your rescue this time you little ingrate. That being said, don't ever let ANYONE take your eyes, because not even Mr. Am can bring them back.
Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
Read the post here: buy the t-shirt here. EU/UK customers click here Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
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