So you finally left that Crystalled-out bitch who's been hounding you all these years and keeping your daughter away from you. You broke your ring, you broke your lantern, and now it's time to go deep in the woods to a compound at an undisclosed location. Only problem is, there isn't any beer there. The sirens are screaming all around you but people are too stupid to notice you're driving right beside them in your Ford Bronco, swerving left and right, barely able to see after the bitch-ex half blinded you with a broken beer bottle, one of the seven you'd been suckin' off since you broke into the house to pick up your beautiful baby girl. You see a sign on the road, flashing, and now it's time to pull over to have one more cool one before your daughter gets whisked off to child protective services and you get a good-sized beating. But don't feel too bad, it's just the Amber you've been looking for.
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