Yup, we were there dear spankers. If you weren't, then don't bother reading further. If you were, bask in all the glory that is Wizard World by clicking on the image, or vicariously visit past exploits of TWC team as they plunder the depths of the geek psyche on the events page. Bask, and rage if you feel the need to do so.
It's so difficult to find good meat these days. You go to the store, and know it's full of the deliciousness of rBST's (or, for smart people, recombinant bovine somatotropin), but wonder how it can be injected into human meat. Yes, we're made of meat; our heart, our lungs, and our brains are made of the most delicious meat. We all love to eat meat, and those of us who don't lie. So why not choose the best meat out there that is 100% organic (except for humans fed poisonous elements like diet additives or artificial sweeteners)? This meat has far less cancer in it, which is why most notably it is not accepted by the FDA, or AMA. Things that don't cause cancer don't make money. We're sorry cancer-making-money-people, but we've decided as part of our balanced diet, we're going to start eating more organic meat today!
If you're completely out of the loop don't blame us you didn't get your plane ticket for Wizard World Anaheim 2011. It was your own fault. And Yeah, it's today, tomorrow, and Sunday. Last year we spoke with Ernest Lee Thomas ("Raj" from What's Happening!!) and he complained about you the whole time. If you see us wearing one of our stylishly notably noticeable shirts as we wander listlessly about, come up and say hi and get a picture or we'll punch you right in the face. We're like Ghosts6th Sense boys and girls; if you see us, we see you. We'll be there both Saturday And Sunday hunting down anyone who's worn-out spirit gum is making their Spock ears fall off, and reporting young boys with inappropriate erections watching the various Wonder Women and Stormtroopers saunter by to convention security to be taken off for alien DNA research. That was a mouthful, but so is a stormtrooper, Star Wars or Nazi. If you're wearing one of our shirts, come up and have a picture taken. Either way, we will be watching...
You heard me bitch. The Wrong Context shirts are now being sold at Deluxe Soul Tees in Sipology Coffee on Linden and Broadway, in Long Beach, CA. Come by and give us a visit, or a smack. Buy a coffee, a shirt, some art. It's all there skillet. You won't ever have to get up off your fat ass and leave the safety of your soft chair in the art gallery ever again. Shirts are $22 (with no shipping or lip service) and bandannas and tote bags are also available. Click on the Store tab at the top of this page for hours and maps.
We have two special designs exclusive to Sipology for Pride Month in the Mary Mary month of May. Get your pretty ass down there and check them out. Part of the proceeds from Sipology will be going to The Gay and Lesbian Community Center of Greater Long Beach. These shirts will not be available on our site until after Pride in Long beach has ended (May 23th) so you're going to have to sashay your pretty heart-shaped pryncess pony hooves down to Sipology to pick one up. Gay Bomb is a specialty Gay Pride shirt, done with dye-sublimation printing, and will pop like the first time at 16 you did a 45 year old Scottish businessman for free drinks in Vegas. They will be available for $25 at Deluxe Soul Tees in Sipology by the end of next week.
If you haven't gotten off your ass yet to see the spectacle, This Is Not Art Ep2 is still showing courtesy of LVXEdge and Sipology until the middle of next month. Some of the art pieces of The Wrong Context are now on sale as t-shirts! That right, you heard us little missy. So if you can't afford the art, you can afford the shirt to show your dad and show him good who's really the boss. The artists David Early and Melissa Murphy are also showing in this show. To check out past shows and for more information click the image link to LVXEdge below.
We have no releases today. Usually our minions come one and all on Friday to see what the newest shirt release is for the weekend, and then come back Saturday when the shirt is released to pine over coveting it above all others (including their children), but this week there was terrifyingly no release. There were however reports of babies, kittens, and puppies dying across the planet. Why, do you ask? If you'll stop being so fucking nosy we'll tell you. A new design hasn't been released (Yeah, that's right, fuck the babies, kittens, and puppies--who gives a shit why they died) because we have partnered with Deluxe Soul Tees At Sipology, and are getting ready to launch a brick and mortar where you can buy our shirts with your frothing mouths in person; that is, if you are a person. If you're an alien we don't sell our shirts to your kind, now get the fuck off our fucking planet.
This change will be taking place in the next five days, and we'll keep you updated. Feel free to panhandle money outside Sipology to get money to buy a shirt, or just loot an ATM. We don't care. The shirts from the store will cost $22, and each week there will be a special sale shirt for $19. You're going to have to come to our blog to find out which one you lazy little bitch.
IN ADDITION to this shocking news, all of the shirts that have been banned on the internet will be sold at our location, regardless of outcome. So if you wanted to make a statement about how James Cameron's Avatar was really a re-make of the acclaimed academy-award winning environmentalist film Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, you may do so, but only with our permission. We fully give that permission, and any future permissions for stalking whom you wish.
New shirt releases will continue to be released regardless of whether morale improves or not, and if we haven't offended you yet, just wait to see the horrors in store for the future dear minions. Now, back to the television fellow compatriots, The Love Boat With Scatman Crothers is on!
An essential part of a balanced diet is determining what is essentially healthy. Some scientists have concluded the sweet golden-brown starfish is one of the healthiest means to maintaining a well-balanced diet. Just ask James Joyce. Whether you're suspending disbelief at dumbfucks who don't even have basic trust in others as they skirt off to Mexico in an attention-seeking false suicidal tizzy, or pretending to be a prude while at the same time attempting to manage your emotions via Mr. Pussy's Georgia O'Keefe-like oral accuracy, there's always time for the sweet chocolaty goodness of the Hershey Highway. "The Puck", as some endearingly term it, is not only one of the most nutritious of the forbidden fruits but also the most delicious! Though the Middle East has kept this well-guarded fact a secret for thousands of years, modern science has uncovered that the ass is indeed the new vagina, No mudflaps, no v-jay-jay re-jay-jay, and no babies to regret knocking up--priceless. Now try the new and improved shithole-socket today, and Get 'R' DONE all you buttfuckers out there!
Hands over your face as the school bully makes sure you aren't going to make it to class when you're seven years old, you're in the driver's seat now. You manage your own TGIF's, and it's time to set some standards and give some people a good seeing to. Filling salt and pepper dispensers when they're already full. Making people empty them and start over. One of the great things about having someone else own your business for you is you have a cushion for when things go wrong, terribly wrong. After all the reconstructive surgery Scooter's face is never going to be the same, and it's all because at the lunch rush you spanned him in the face with a hot french fry basket, fresh from the oil. In all of this, though, you've learned one thing that is a universal axiom; when attempting to get the thing you want, ask, then start with the face. Well, maybe don't ask, but tell...
To tax or not to tax: that is not a question. In honor of a day only an oligarchy could love, we've decided to present a most sacred gift to you; one that validates a country based on freedom, equality, and secret societies. Show your true colors, your true faith, and your true identity in validating a system that has never ceased to validate you as an individual, and has afforded you all the rights you now possess today; rights that include being able to carry several ounces of the fluid of your choice aboard an airplane, personal fluid or otherwise, or merely tossing that lighter in a trash can before embarking on your strip search. Just imagine, what if someone didn't care about ruling the world with the hobbled fist of a dumbfuck? What if that person was you? Exercise your authority, dear friend, and your liberty, Just like that slave-fucking Thomas Jefferson did. Huzzah!
*What? A legal disclaimer about street art, and such a long one? If you choose to post this image in any other than a "legal place" (we have no idea WTF a legal place is) as street art, good for you. We won't be held accountable for the seniority of your decision. Churches, Schools, The United States Post Office are all great places for such art, but it is also a crime (The United States Post Office is a FEDERAL crime), to which we say or are told to say with a stern look across the brow of The Man, that a federal crime will be punishable by something very naughty happening to you. Again, we are not lawyers, and do not do coke nor trannies. Should you decide to post this design anywhere other than on your sweet-assed body, you will assume full liability to your friends, not to mention, The Man, laughing at you as you squeal "But, daddy, I was only joking."
We'd suggest a shirt you make yourself, and as we are currently lobbying for polling booths to deliver your taxes where it might be more proudly displayed, claiming for all the world to see, and say, "I am that terrorist; now out of my way motherfucker cause I've got another country to bomb, and some Botox after lunch."
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