You know what they say; gas, grass or ass--nobody rides for free. With all the troubles in the world involving petroleum, why not bring some joy to others, and advertise as well. Market research has shown the more you market yourself to the brand of consumer you want to attract, the more returns you have on your investment. It's all about supply and demand. If you don't advertise, you 'll end up having nothing--and like it. Available in all the slutty colors of the rainbow very soon. 69 DUDE!
The black and white says it all. It's not a technicolor dreamworld you're entering, it's The Twilight Zone. When assistants outnumber patrons, you're going to be in for a bumpy ride. Don't expect anyone to really know anything. You wouldn't if you were hired from a job fair, or just "like" online gaming without really knowing anything more than attempting to use a mouse. Ah, well I'm sure it won't matter in the long run as you're going buy the newest skin more easily found online anyway. But the new religion looks good, because there's no "I" in anything anymore; that is, in anything but "You."
One in every one panda is sad. It may be because they are always eating Eucalyptus leaves. Oh wait, that's those stupid Koala bears from Hawaii. Oh well, don't fret for this panda too much, because someone has already punched it in the face. It needs more love and attention than you can give, but please try anyway. Eventually it will die from your neglect. The least you can do is remember it in a proper memorial, like this shirt, to be released soon!
When the masked gunmen broke into my house and carried me away hooded and handcuffed, I thought I'd never see my beautiful face again. But, after hearing of their plight I began to understand why they were corporate terrorists. After a short bit I enrolled in an IT computer course at my local college. In less than a fortnight I was hacking into banks like a genius! It paid for my plastic surgery, and I even had enough for rhinoplasty. Thanks abductors!
A brand new design is nearly here! Yup, you know what makes America great; not the listless winding roads going nowhere, a somewhat antiquated system of oligarchy that keeps exposing itself at every turn, or loud-mouthed ne'er-do-wells pontificating about how to spend more cash on basically something irrelevant, like education. Yer damn right--it's god, guns and sluts! What makes you freer than paying a slut to give you validation you're not going to get anywhere else? It's on the belt buckle emblazoned on your shirt, right where she threw up the spiked beer you fed her.
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