So you walk into the shithole, drunk as hell, throw up on the greeter or whoever the fuck it is and stumble over to the bar. Someone walks up and asks you for your phone. You take a swing at them. Someone else comes up and pulls you off the floor and picks up your puked-on phone, telling you it's six months old and the serviceable life of the unit has expired, and they can't help you with anything. You reply you don't give a shit about the phone, you just wanna drink. The fucked-up looking junior college dropout know-it-all hipsters look sheepishly at you while you're moaning over the bar and tell you the manager's coming. But the manager didn't come--it was the mall cops, acting like they gotta do a job. You take a swing at them; one runs away after he wets himself, the other sprays you with mace and cuffs your hands behind your back. You look up at the fuckers who wouldn't serve you and say, "Geniuses? More like brainlessess." Job done.
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