As an adult, it's difficult to find proper breast feeding stations. Sure, there are breast feeding stations for those little fuckers everywhere, but where are they for adults? You can usually find them in bars, in public toilets, or out on the street after ten at night. That being said, it's never 100% you're going to get bitty right then, right there. You might even get a slap in place of your troubles. We recommend fitting every female under 120 pounds and every male over 230 pounds with a form-fitting t-shirt like this. Then you can be guaranteed wherever you go you're going to get the nourishment you need without all the hassle of being under 18; or, for that matter, under 3. An infant with a full mouth, whether 3 or 30, never says put out or get out.
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