People are always complaining they can't get a Congolese, that whitey ain't enough to serve a purpose. It's racist to think that white men are the only ones who are required to commit acts of terror on our planet through slavery, murder, and corporate attacks against nations and individuals just because they're ugly as sin. White European males serve another purpose as well, if only one were to look closely enough at the issue, the reference point being mainly porn. Of all the adult film actors on the planet, most being filmed are European white males who are considered ignorant and superior, as ugly as they are. However, if one were to observe efficiently; let's say, their erections, one might be able to judge more accurately whether that white male has any utility at all; and the easiest way to to that is to get out a ruler and a measuring tape. Eastern European males, having not had their environments poisoned by pesticides and artificial flavoring and coloring usually are the best example of how a honkey dong should appear to the naked eye, as opposed to the westernized white mentula which has shrunk in size due to poor hygiene, eating habits, pharmaceutical medications, and binge drinking. Should you consider a honkey dong, please refer to your nearest adult magazine or website for ordering instructions on how to obtain one from an Eastern Block country, as your perseverance will pay off in the long run. Order your Honkey Dong today!
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