You've played the game, been humiliated 10-15, maybe 120 times each level trying to get three stars. Now you'll just be satisfied with one star. Part of one's road to the grave is random bonuses, the idea no matter how many times you do the same thing over and over and over, you're eventually going to get the prize--a prize making you think you've "worked" for it. You didn't work for it, it felt like giving the accomplishment to you; which of course, it couldn't. It's a fucking game you idiot. In any case, now you're pissed off because some random numbers thrown together into a manipulated image in front of you has dissed you to the world. It's time for revenge. Bad revenge. The kind you have to bury with Scruffy in the back yard.
In this nod to Angry Birds, Angry People will be released the day after the screening of the short film "In It To Win It," this friday. Prepare yourself to start eating birds again, instead of throwing them at fat pigs--The ones in the game, not your sister--she'll just keep eating them--whole.
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