Are you ready for the gay bomb? Who isn't?! Well, the Middle East for one. A gay bomb was dropped there several years ago, but had no marked effect on the population. You can read about it, or you can watch the video below. Either way, you're going down--down on whatever it is people go down on when they're knee deep in same-sex junk. Studies have shown outcasts who prefer this kind of behavior are amoral and lascivious; but, with the gay bomb, you can remove yourself from all sexual responsibility and actually have some fun. Let the party begin!
An essential part of a balanced diet is determining what is essentially healthy. Some scientists have concluded the sweet golden-brown starfish is one of the healthiest means to maintaining a well-balanced diet. Just ask James Joyce. Whether you're suspending disbelief at dumbfucks who don't even have basic trust in others as they skirt off to Mexico in an attention-seeking false suicidal tizzy, or pretending to be a prude while at the same time attempting to manage your emotions via Mr. Pussy's Georgia O'Keefe-like oral accuracy, there's always time for the sweet chocolaty goodness of the Hershey Highway. "The Puck", as some endearingly term it, is not only one of the most nutritious of the forbidden fruits but also the most delicious! Though the Middle East has kept this well-guarded fact a secret for thousands of years, modern science has uncovered that the ass is indeed the new vagina, No mudflaps, no v-jay-jay re-jay-jay, and no babies to regret knocking up--priceless. Now try the new and improved shithole-socket today, and Get 'R' DONE all you buttfuckers out there!
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