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...because if she's not I won't evolve! Mommy's been saying things to me while I am in her womb to make me think she's bat-shit crazy. She keeps saying there's an old man with a beard sitting on a throne rolling around in the sky telling everyone that life sucks and they're worthless pieces of shit and to worship him or they're going to a bad place if they won't do whatever the fuck he says--and he gets to judge! He sent this zombie down to a frigid girl so she would feel the pain of childbirth without even having the benefit of a good fuck. Then mommy says he told everyone he was better than them and that people should do whatever comes into their heads and tell people he told them to do it and that everything would be OK even if they were imprisoned by the ignorant people who didn't understand his will. Then the bad people defending the city in the movie The Matrix killed him. She says they're called Zionists and those movies sucked and to always hate the people from that place that her religion is based on. I don't know who can hear me, but I'm scared my mommy is bat-shit crazy. If I don't evolve I'll be a total window-licking dumbfuck for the rest of eternity! I need an abortion Stat! Please for the love of God help me!!!
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