Get out your pitchforks and torches dearest minions, it's time to head down to The Wrong Context and check out our t-shirts, now for sale on location at Sipology in Long Beach, CA. Our shirts are printed by Deluxe Soul Tees with high quality transfers that look and feel like a normally DTG (Direct To Garment) inked, or silk screened shirt. Dark shirts can be done, but with the older, more plastic-feel transfers you'd get in the 70's. Smaller designs (Like Ford "Fail") work great! Larger designs, however, not so good as they don't breathe. All of our online shirts are as before, high quality DTG prints. Buy them at the store, and get them cheaper, $22 to be exact, with no tax or shipping! That's right girlfriend, no tax and no shipping. Now where can you get that kind of bargain without throwing a brick through a store window and absconding with all their useless merch? Nowhere I tell you, Nowhere! Oh wait, Amazon does that. Well fuck them. Fuck them all to hell. In addition to this, a $19 sale shirt is chosen each week, but you're going to have to go there to find out which one (This week's is clearly visible in the picture--yes we know). Festival! Festival!
The black and white says it all. It's not a technicolor dreamworld you're entering, it's The Twilight Zone. When assistants outnumber patrons, you're going to be in for a bumpy ride. Don't expect anyone to really know anything. You wouldn't if you were hired from a job fair, or just "like" online gaming without really knowing anything more than attempting to use a mouse. Ah, well I'm sure it won't matter in the long run as you're going buy the newest skin more easily found online anyway. But the new religion looks good, because there's no "I" in anything anymore; that is, in anything but "You."
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