Our website has been attacked by The London Aggressive Shopping Champions, the ones who got away with it! Here we sit back, powerless, only to wonder at their liberty. They do bite, and hard. This is the residual tripe emblazoned on our servers from these nationalistic ne'er-do'wells; and below that their signature. They have demanded this shirt be released tomorrow, The Sabbath, with all of the proceeds going to their cause--boltcutters.
"There are those who use high-pressure selling tactics to market their wares--the appropriate response to this is high-pressure buying tactics. In times of great need, when everything has been bought and everything has been sold, often the best recourse is to wipe the slate clean, a mo'fuckin' Tabula Rasa if you will that you may imprint your own new reality on, a far more palatable reality. That new LCD or bottle of Night Train isn't going to replace what market research groups took from you--and sold back to you at a price so high you couldn't afford it. For what price the soul? Cast off the Plasma, and the beckoning makeup, for liberation is hard upon your heels, and the clutter of possessions will only get in the way of one more Molotov cocktail in your hand. But then, what price the Molotov cocktail? It is time to disengage the warp core, and shut it down. Oh dear me, not you, your culture muthafukka."
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