So you walk into the shithole, drunk as hell, throw up on the greeter or whoever the fuck it is and stumble over to the bar. Someone walks up and asks you for your phone. You take a swing at them. Someone else comes up and pulls you off the floor and picks up your puked-on phone, telling you it's six months old and the serviceable life of the unit has expired, and they can't help you with anything. You reply you don't give a shit about the phone, you just wanna drink. The fucked-up looking junior college dropout know-it-all hipsters look sheepishly at you while you're moaning over the bar and tell you the manager's coming. But the manager didn't come--it was the mall cops, acting like they gotta do a job. You take a swing at them; one runs away after he wets himself, the other sprays you with mace and cuffs your hands behind your back. You look up at the fuckers who wouldn't serve you and say, "Geniuses? More like brainlessess." Job done.
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[ED NOTE: if you're wondering WTF is happening, as if you've seen this design before in some senseless stupor, we're periodically blogging a few of the classics we never blogged before. Love it, immediately.]
In a heretofore undesirable conflagration of fear and apprehension, the lovely people at Entertainment is War blog have decided to join forces with us. We do not welcome this, as both sites are run by the same people, and we think it will be a conflict of interest. How can one destroy the other when both are run by the same people?
Yes, dear genius, you get our drift. What a load of shite. But, alas there is also some good news. All the same crap that's being promoted on that site as "content" will be slowly uploaded to this site to keep the true nature of boredom alive and well on the internet, as well as providing more pages to navigate away from and tabs to close. No, we are not the last page of the internet, but we hope to be.
Sincerely and Begrudgingly,
TWC and EIW
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