As a child you were used to playing with things and throwing them away. As entitled Western Eurotrash it was one of the most fun things about childhood! You'd get something new, scratch it, kick it down the street, sometimes beat it against a wall, and then when you were done with it, you'd bury it in the backyard or throw it in the dumpster. Sometimes you'd let your little brother or sister play it, only to take it back after a tug-o-war where maybe a piece of the toy would fall off. Other times you would take it on a trip with you to visit grandma, and leave it in grandpa's room. What used to make you cry though was taking it on a vacation to another country and leaving it there. Don't worry you spoiled little brat, daddy and his trust fund will buy you another. Behold: hot whores.
This brand ass-spankin' new shirt will be available on Saturday 3/5 for your edification and/or purchase.
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