Wealth and class are not entirely different things. Class is defined by how much money one has, how famous one is, or how pretentious one is. But the Reverse Darwinism of a class of wealth leaves a wide array of humiliations of social faux pas; your sister ripping a huge wet fart in front of "attentive" political bigwigs, grandfather taking a huge dump in his pants at the table after slipping his finger up the skirt and into the vagina of a Hispanic teen maid, mother falling noticeably but faintly into oblivion on gin and pool boys, and father charged with multiple counts of male rape at the local men's club. All of these things make defining wealth very difficult, as the fluidity of wealth is constantly changing from lawyers to victims and then again to their victims once they achieve wealth. The great leap forward that wealth has continued to make throughout the ages is to not let wealth by any means slip into the hands of the lowers classes. After all, there are only so many teen maids to go around.
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In accordance with our promise to deliver a new shirt design every day for the next ten days we have decided to do it, rather than sleep in.
So you know how it is, monitored bathroom breaks, surly managers. It's time to take action. Jerry Bruckheimer/9-11 action. Doesn't matter what Uncle Jimmy did to you when you were 6, doesn't matter why you got beat up by the jock in the high school football locker room and forced to service him while the girl you really loved watched, doesn't matter you lost your job promotion just because you were white. What matters now is that motherfucker who told you to take 2.5 minutes less in the can after a night of burritos and Habanero dip. Time to pay mofo, GoingPostale-style!
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After the whole month of December eating right and exercising, isn't it time to sit down, stuff your gob with loads of food, and zombie to some PlayStation 3? We say YES! This new design has just been released today, just in time to ignore the gym you fat pig. You can find the new design on either our mysoti page for UK/EU customers, or our printfection page for US customers (US customers can just click the pic), and it will be uploaded to our main page shortly.
On a side note, we have TEN, yes, ten new t-shirt designs that warrant being unloaded on an unsuspecting public over the next ten days to celebrate the chill of winter's slumber.
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