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Get off the rag bitch. Why the fuck would someone say that? Being on the rag gets me what I want, when I want it. And you better shut the fuck up and bring me chocolates or get downtown into that nasty dugout for a Bloody Mary or take care of those little fuckers I popped out for you so your parents wouldn't think you were gay. Big deal, get over it. You're not hanging out with your NASCAR butt-buddies this weekend or going for some drunk golfing homo-erotic brotherhood bromance bullshit, you're going to take care of the little ingrates while momma slides into a nice Calgon bath with some mother fucking Kahlua and cream 'cause she spent half the week watching soaps and the other half banging your best friend--or, what she likes to call "A real man." Now shut it and get moving honey-pie, momma's on the rag.
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