We all want to look our best, and we want clothes and accessories that highlight our most prominent and attractive features. Brand names always do that. Without branding, the world would be a pretty bleak place, and since you don't have enough common sense to know what it is you like, branding and marketing conveniently choose for you; what to eat, how to eat it, what to wear, how to wear it, what to fuck, and how to fuck it. Those things are decided for you every year at Fashion Week. Accessories can make or break a season so it's important to choose the right one, otherwise you'll be mocked by all those fools you've always considered to be your friends, and clearly beneath you. There is one accessory this season you can't do without. It may seem on the face of it to restrict breathing, but when the breathing is done for you, there is only one thing left to do, and that is sit back and bask in all the wanted attention that is lavished upon you, knowing full well you have a surprise for these people in just a short while. After all, if something's worth doing it's worth doing right, and it's only worth doing if you put your full lifeblood into it. Behold, the new you is about to emerge, and greet the world with a smile.
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