Awww...hey there sport! We here you been working with your dad down at the mill. Whatta gooboy! Mom would be so proud of you that you're helping your dad on a weekend when you could be spending it out with your friends getting drunk and high. I guess since you crashed his car this summer you're going to have to bust your tail to pay for all that body work he had done to his pristine cherried out all stock parts '55 T-Bird. Don't worry your pretty little head about it, I'm sure there's some way for you to pay back all those countless hours he spent rebuilding the carb, repairing all that fender damage and replacing those fucked-up head and tail lights he had to look for in over 12 junk yards. Don't even mention the parts he had shipped over from Brazil because they don't make them here anymore and he had to get them off eBay for a small fortune. He'll forgive you one day, son, but not soon. We bet he's taking it outta your hide right now! When you go back to college in fall I'm sure it's still going to be in your mind like a rough motor tearing up the highway at a hundred miles an hour. He invited all six of us over a party this weekend while yer mom's gone. Bet'cher eyes are gonna light up when you hear our sixteen wheelers roll up to the house. Don't worry, son, we'll bring the beer!
[ED NOTE - We are officially retiring our other product lines of coasters, cutting boards, and laptop sleeves amongst other products. You will still be able to get them in all previous designs, but further designs will include only t-shirts and hats. Thank you for contributing to lessen landfill waste that must be shipped to third world countries]
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