You're filthy...and you're gorgeous! So many people go to parties washed up thinking they're going to find someone who'll be drunk enough to ignore all the qualities of their personality everyone else they know resents and get laid. There's no more reason to do that than to talk to someone to find out if you like them or not. That's what drugs and liquor are for. And when you're on drugs and liquor, do you really think it's time for a bath, or a shave? Not really. 36-hour raves don't have them. Maybe since you've given up it's time to saunter in and stink up a few places, make your mark known--at least then you'll be known for something...even if it is contaminating yourself with Polonium-210 to get people to notice you. Sleeper cell or dirty bomb--who do you think's getting laid more? Dirty bomb, and when you're done fall asleep on top of 'em.
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