Pryncess Pony, waving her rainbowz hair and stamping her li'l silvery hooves is on the move and you best be gettin' out of her way! As she sashays in the door, foundation glistening in the mood lighting, looking for your boyfriend to give him a slap cause he didn't call her after she serviced him in the bathroom high on Tina at the last party you were both at, searching through the metrosexual crowd to spike the punch with a little K or E, this chanteuse isn't taking any prisoners. She's had enough. She had a shit day at Neiman Marcus helping the old baggage make themselves slightly presentable for their husbands who are fucking younger sluttier women anyway, bitch worked her way through the slovenly din at Robecks Juice trying to get her shot of wheat grass and vodka before heading over to the salon to get her hair did, and she sat for almost 12 minutes on the freeway in the midddle of breeders picking up their kids from school. How very dare they! This belle of the ball is gonna crack you one too if you get in the way of her cock and cocktails. This El Joto Loco'll cut a bitch!
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