Everyone knows being an "Employee of the month" is a tirelessly-cherished and revered accolade. Even the bitter goth kids who work at 7-11 know they secretly want to become an employee of the month, squandering useless hours organizing shelves, re-pricing items whose price tags are askew, making it much harder for the consumer to understand what they are buying and for how much, all because the price tag wasn't on straight. You know deep down in your heart you've just lost a sale motherfucker. But in the end, what does it all mean? It means the next time some dope-hungry street hustler comes into the store he's going to see the picture on the wall of you with your nervously-smiling face, and know you're the first one who's going to push the emergency response button under the counter to send you for another night in jail, yet again forced to service all the officers in the precinct. Those bullets are going just where they belong, straight into your chest, dear friend. Due for full release this Saturday, at no extra cost to you.
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