...to the first set of tits that can get me off! Let's face it gentlemen, ladies love jewelry, and the best of the kind jewelry is the kind they have to work for; not the kind you give when they've given you kids, kids you don't give a shit about anyway, not the kind you give when they have a birthday or Valentine's day, which you really don't give a fuck about anyway, but the kind you give when they're working hard in order to get that gold--preferably on a stripper pole getting ready for your lap dance. Make your lady a pretty pearl necklace today--and you don't even have to leave the house.
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