When emergency services arrive, it's difficult to tell who the victim is. Surfing through myriads of horrified onlookers can sometimes cause a panic when you're an EMT, fireman or paramedic, and having drunk trannies slap-fighting over who gets to talk to you first about what happened, where the victim is located, and how to get your phone number either before or after you find and treat the victim can be a daunting task. People keep telling you Mrs. Jones, passed out in the gutter is there every night, and Mr. Smith, whose face looks like a smashed-in potato has been like that since Nam. When you finally reach the victim after taking names and kicking ass, you find there's only one person left in the crowd who hasn't been addressed or treated, the one wearing the shirt that says exactly what happened to them. Brand yourself before someone else does.
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