When the masked gunmen broke into my house and carried me away hooded and handcuffed, I thought I'd never see my beautiful face again. But, after hearing of their plight I began to understand why they were corporate terrorists. After a short bit I enrolled in an IT computer course at my local college. In less than a fortnight I was hacking into banks like a genius! It paid for my plastic surgery, and I even had enough for rhinoplasty. Thanks abductors!
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