You were the one who made all the grades, fucked all the right high school professors, broke into the admissions offices of both high school and university to change your grades. You worked your way through the fires of corporate media production, through senators and the US Congress, planting drugs and child pornography on rivals who had even the slightest perceived inkling of getting in your way. Everyone who ever knew you feared you, because you were daddy's favorite. And daddy always told you to do what was right--that is, whatever you wanted. And now the time has come for the final comedown, and there is something I have to say that you've always known and I've always resented about you: I am less then you. Carry on.
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