Face it--College parties rock; and hardcore college partiers rock even more. People go to university not to make something of themselves because college is never going to do that, they go because they wanna get high and get laid, and maybe start a career in porn if they have big enough junk to do so. Sleeping with teachers isn't going to get you anywhere because you still have the grade to take home to the folks in order to get more money to party on so that's a huge waste of time--unless they're hot and you don't give a shit about grades. In this modern day and age it's easy enough to forge records and grades, and even print yourself out a nice little diploma to show you've accomplished something after high school--getting high and getting laid...and maybe a career in porn if you have big enough junk. Don't worry, they can always edit your face out. It isn't a party without anal? It isn't a party at all, especially not a Sweet Sixteen. Just go ask your dear old dad.
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