Everyone knows how easy it is to find a public restroom in a fast food joint. Trouble is, you have to buy something in order to use it, so you either wait for the place to be packed full of people or piss your pants. Then, when you get in there, usually you have to drill the hole in the partition yourself before anyone will bother tapping their foot, letting you know it's ok for a "chat." Furthermore, confusing as that all is, if there's no hole present in the partition once you get in the stall you have to worry about standing on the toilet so no one sees more than two feet under the door when employees come to clean the facilities. Finally, to add insult to injury, you're left as the last person in the stall because the other person shot out of there like a bolt as another patron walks into the stall, only to find you there, having not even zipped up yet. Public parks are easier to meet potential life partners than this bullshit. Do yourself a favor, and stay at home.
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