Part of civic pride is wearing a branded piece of clothing from where you were born, or would like to have been born. Civic pride is a duty of all citizens of The State, and should be encouraged by every civic leader, but the drunk or coked up ones. They need to keep their noses out of the coke pile and to the grindstone. Be one of millions of people who would never buy or wear a shirt from one of the cities that once had one of the highest rape rates in the country. Show your pride, dear friend, and proudly sport this citified icon of modern living; only then will you be as pretty as the picture of the city you needily support. If you live out in the sticks, buy it as well as a cautionary tale of what happens when dumbfucks foolishly go to the city.
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