OMFG! Just in time for the holidays, we have two new shirts and one Christmas Classic to wear stumbling into your relative's house, vomit trailing down it and crap in your pants; Naughty And Nice, Satan Stops Here, and Our Lady Of Perpetual Legitimate Rape. The season wouldn't be to same without a reference to some outdated moral code or spiritual threat to you having a good time getting drunk, slutty, and an incurable case of alcohol poisoning all the while telling Uncle Jimmy the fucking war was over years ago and what's been going on in his methadone-soaked brain is just his wife screaming at him that she wants to go back to Vietnam. Everyone wants the same things at Christmas; money, sex, booze, and no lip. Celebrate in your own special way in the crap traditions you were brought up in and pass out under the tree, log, or car just like all your relatives before you, before they started lying to themselves about how much of a drunk racist slut they were so many, many years ago. Fill yourself with the Christmas spirit, dear minions, and the toilets with booze. Happy Holidays everyone, and to all a blackout.
Remember, every week on Friday a new t-shirt design is announced, and every Saturday that design is released. Come back to view the blog entry for the design on Friday, or Saturday to buy the t-shirt!
News and updates to The Wrong Context, including new shirts not yet released!