Hands over your face as the school bully makes sure you aren't going to make it to class when you're seven years old, you're in the driver's seat now. You manage your own TGIF's, and it's time to set some standards and give some people a good seeing to. Filling salt and pepper dispensers when they're already full. Making people empty them and start over. One of the great things about having someone else own your business for you is you have a cushion for when things go wrong, terribly wrong. After all the reconstructive surgery Scooter's face is never going to be the same, and it's all because at the lunch rush you spanned him in the face with a hot french fry basket, fresh from the oil. In all of this, though, you've learned one thing that is a universal axiom; when attempting to get the thing you want, ask, then start with the face. Well, maybe don't ask, but tell...
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