The main issue here is whether or not the word conundrum is used correctly and the person reading this is or is not a fucking idiot. A conundrum is a riddle whose answer is or involves a pun. There are many puns in this exercise, however one might argue there is no riddle, which is defined as a statement or question or phrase having a double or veiled meaning. The question "Does no mean not no?" has neither a veiled nor double meaning, because it is common drunken knowledge no does indeed mean yes, as well as anal. However, the pictograph below does have a double or veiled meaning, so in fact this post does and does not examine the possibility of the conundrum of "does no mean not no?" So, in fact, the person reading this is, and at the same time is not, a total fucking idiot. Again, problem solved, crisis averted.
Next week: Does yes undeniably mean anal?