When your daughter or son turns 16, you want to give them the party you never had; drugs, liquor, and teenage sex. What most parents don't usually understand about this delicate time in your teen's development is that your children aren't the pussy you used to be; they want harder drugs, more liquor, and rougher sex. There aren't very many ways to guarantee better sex than making a hole tighter or a dong bigger; and the only way to do that is to go online as the party planner and research the attractions yourself. After all, you're not only going to be judged by your teen, who hates your fucking guts anyway, but also by their peers, who most likely already hate you because of what the little fucking brat you raised has already spread shit around about you to them has said. You need to show those little fuckers who knows how to party, and there's one way to do that; take six or seven shots of tequila and ride the big fucker in front of all of them before they even get a chance to gag the pony down in a drunken fit of teenage hormones. Do that, and you've pwned that sweet 16 incher--and the party.
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