We know you've been here since the beginning of the universe, the one where three years ago our site was just a fledgling blip in the vast moral morass of the internet. Well, face it motherfuckers, things change, and so do we. This is your last chance to get our Use by 12/21/2012 (EU/UK) shirt, designed especially for you during the end of days ceremonies planned by our alien superiors. After that date the shirt will be removed as there won't be a planet for anyone to wear it on anymore. Don't worry, your money won't be worth anything anymore either, just like today, so you won't feel ripped off. We believe it is how they say it in Afghanistan, "Buy or Die." Here we say "Buy and Die," because we believe in miracles and having it all. Happy Apocalypse everyone!
[ED NOTE: This is not our weekly release, so be prepared for a wicked New Year's shirt to piss off all your friends as well as enemies by midnight tonight. Check out our new footer, with options to show even more people how much you love and hate us: be sure to Like Us to incur even more karmic retribution. We have also added a search option to our site, so every last fucking clever thing (and not so clever thing) we've ever typed is now searchable for the FBI and Department of Homeland Security to indict us with. Hurrah! Don't believe us? Look at the top right of the page dumbfuck, type in the word "pussy" and watch the magic unfold!]
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