When you join a fraternity, there's brotherhood, booze, and tits. Some things, however, are always missing from this age old tradition--The camaraderie. What do you do when some bitch won't put out on a Friday night, and you can't find any tranny hookers to service your academic needs? It's time to turn to drink, and a close companion who won't rat you out. You ain't no fag, you're just getting off, and that's all there is to say to those pricks in the dorms laughing at you. Well there is one more thing to say; when people find out and accuse you of being gay, and you say to them, "I know on the inside I'm not," be sure that sometimes isn't enough. That's when you know you're ready for a new fraternity based on brotherhood, booze; and, well, you know...KOK.
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