Laugh now, but one day we’ll be in charge? We've murdered treasurers in order to ensure a credit-based collective run by our iron hand, we've crashed entire economic systems because we didn't understand how they worked while introducing taxes to re-pay debts that, using simple mathematics, cannot realistically be repaid, and we've started wars from those taxes based on the profit from the previous sales of our military-grade weaponry: we've threatened to and removed human remains from their insolent causes for questioning our regime, we've executed peasants we've paid millions in order to drive our petroleum plastic marketing-based entertainment businesses and subsidiaries, we've manufactured world events based on terror and fear with laser-like precision and removed millions of dollars of gold bullion from the hands of inferior non-European ethnicities who were foolish enough to store them in our coffers; we've begun the process of introducing bio-engineered synapse-numbing nutrition to quell dissent, as well as implanting tracking devices in organic tissue to monitor herd movements: and, finally, we've begun introducing bandwidth-shaping informational technology for content delivery in order to keep you as you have always been, and will always be--irrelevant and inferior. Fuck you, we are already in charge. Suck it bitches!
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