This change will be taking place in the next five days, and we'll keep you updated. Feel free to panhandle money outside Sipology to get money to buy a shirt, or just loot an ATM. We don't care. The shirts from the store will cost $22, and each week there will be a special sale shirt for $19. You're going to have to come to our blog to find out which one you lazy little bitch.
IN ADDITION to this shocking news, all of the shirts that have been banned on the internet will be sold at our location, regardless of outcome. So if you wanted to make a statement about how James Cameron's Avatar was really a re-make of the acclaimed academy-award winning environmentalist film Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, you may do so, but only with our permission. We fully give that permission, and any future permissions for stalking whom you wish.
New shirt releases will continue to be released regardless of whether morale improves or not, and if we haven't offended you yet, just wait to see the horrors in store for the future dear minions. Now, back to the television fellow compatriots, The Love Boat With Scatman Crothers is on!